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I forgot that being extremely sleep deprived is AWESOME for creativity, since a while back I made a conscious decision to become a normal human being.  But shit, I’m about to go wild on a short story right about meow.  I’d like to thank my drinking problem for re-entering my life, Target for making me work at 6 this morning, and college for never allowing me a moment to myself.  I’m pumped!

1 Notes / Mon Jun 23rd, 2014 reblog

I feel like everything in my life is really just a distraction from how sad I am.  And I give myself so much credit for staying up and not letting myself become the depressed person I used to be, but sometimes I feel like the second I have a moment to myself, like really to myself, I’m going to find out what I’ve been running from has been keeping right up with me this entire time.  That might be the most depressing thing ever but I don’t even care I needed to get it out.

/ Mon Jun 9th, 2014 reblog
56977 Notes / Thu Mar 13th, 2014 reblog

lilpunkin:

the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think

today I was setting a shelf of leggings at work, so obviously all day I was just thinking about how I wanted to buy ALL THE leggings and also how stupid it is when people are alllllllllllllllllllllll LEGGINGS AREN’T PANTS.

OUR BODIES ARE GLOBS OF GOOEY FLESH MEAT THAT WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO FIND APPEALING AND YOU’RE JUDGING ME FOR WHAT MATERIAL I USE TO COVER UP MY NAUGHTY PARTS. FUCK YOU GUY. leggings forever.

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89698 Notes / Thu Mar 13th, 2014 reblog

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beexgood:

My love Catrina DaCosta.

beexgood:

My love Catrina DaCosta.

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1642 Notes / Thu Mar 13th, 2014 reblog
tristyntothesea:

Would anyone be interested in buying some Instax prints from me? This is the first time I’ve sold prints, so email me for pricing 💕 tristyntothesea@gmail.com

tristyntothesea:

Would anyone be interested in buying some Instax prints from me? This is the first time I’ve sold prints, so email me for pricing 💕 tristyntothesea@gmail.com

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248 Notes / Thu Mar 13th, 2014 reblog

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40104 Notes / Thu Dec 26th, 2013 reblog
tyleroakley:

You know your Christmas sweater is a bit busy when I barely notice the goat on your lap.

tyleroakley:

You know your Christmas sweater is a bit busy when I barely notice the goat on your lap.

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17076 Notes / Thu Dec 26th, 2013 reblog
markdoesstuff:

jacksonwolf:

pewpewlazernipples:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

gay8:

they’ve been here…………

#touches the ground#it is still warm and there are dorito crumbs spread around#the stench of men’s rights in the air

*stands up slowly* *sniffs air*, “the stench is still strong” you whisper to yourself. You feel eyes from the other end of the aisle. Cautiously you turn around to see a white cis male in a black fedora and an ironic t-shirt with a meme reference.
"Hello" The brony squints "I see you’ve found the reminder I’ve left for you"
"Reminder?" you say, confused
"REMINDER THAT I DON’T BELONG IN THE FRIENDZONE" all of the sudden the brony does a magical girl transformation but nothing changes. He takes off his fedora, revealing another fedora. He throws the fedora at you. "I’LL SEND YOU TO THE FRIENDZONE" he shouts
You dodge the fedora “Good that’s where I want to be. The friendzone”
He continues to throw fedoras “I. DON’T. WANT. TO. BE. IN. THE. FRIENDZONE!!!” His eyes glow red
"I THOUGHT FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC" you cry out as you dodge fedoras
All of the sudden the brony stops. His arm fall to his side and the fedora tumbles out of his hand to the ground. Slowly, he lays on the ground in fetal position.
"You have used my own logic against me" and with that he fades, slowly disappearing into thin air. You turn back to the shelf just in time to see the fedora begin to fade into thin air. There’s a note on the fedora. You pick it up. 
There’s a message written in cheeto dust “I’m a nice guy” reads the note. You crumple up the note and throw it in the nearest recycling bin.

This story is amazing

well, this was my christmas present

markdoesstuff:

jacksonwolf:

pewpewlazernipples:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

gay8:

they’ve been here…………

#touches the ground#it is still warm and there are dorito crumbs spread around#the stench of men’s rights in the air

*stands up slowly* *sniffs air*, “the stench is still strong” you whisper to yourself. You feel eyes from the other end of the aisle. Cautiously you turn around to see a white cis male in a black fedora and an ironic t-shirt with a meme reference.

"Hello" The brony squints "I see you’ve found the reminder I’ve left for you"

"Reminder?" you say, confused

"REMINDER THAT I DON’T BELONG IN THE FRIENDZONE" all of the sudden the brony does a magical girl transformation but nothing changes. He takes off his fedora, revealing another fedora. He throws the fedora at you. "I’LL SEND YOU TO THE FRIENDZONE" he shouts

You dodge the fedora “Good that’s where I want to be. The friendzone”

He continues to throw fedoras “I. DON’T. WANT. TO. BE. IN. THE. FRIENDZONE!!!” His eyes glow red

"I THOUGHT FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC" you cry out as you dodge fedoras

All of the sudden the brony stops. His arm fall to his side and the fedora tumbles out of his hand to the ground. Slowly, he lays on the ground in fetal position.

"You have used my own logic against me" and with that he fades, slowly disappearing into thin air. You turn back to the shelf just in time to see the fedora begin to fade into thin air. There’s a note on the fedora. You pick it up. 

There’s a message written in cheeto dust “I’m a nice guy” reads the note. You crumple up the note and throw it in the nearest recycling bin.

This story is amazing

well, this was my christmas present

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88856 Notes / Wed Dec 25th, 2013 reblog

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

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427760 Notes / Thu Dec 19th, 2013 reblog

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326770 Notes / Sat Nov 30th, 2013 reblog
sloppy:

the deepest post on this site

sloppy:

the deepest post on this site

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