♥ 17093 Notes / Thu Dec 26th, 2013 ≡ reblog
You know your Christmas sweater is a bit busy when I barely notice the goat on your lap.
♥ 64449 Notes / Wed Dec 25th, 2013 ≡ reblog
they’ve been here…………
#touches the ground#it is still warm and there are dorito crumbs spread around#the stench of men’s rights in the air
*stands up slowly* *sniffs air*, “the stench is still strong” you whisper to yourself. You feel eyes from the other end of the aisle. Cautiously you turn around to see a white cis male in a black fedora and an ironic t-shirt with a meme reference.
"Hello" The brony squints "I see you’ve found the reminder I’ve left for you"
"Reminder?" you say, confused
"REMINDER THAT I DON’T BELONG IN THE FRIENDZONE" all of the sudden the brony does a magical girl transformation but nothing changes. He takes off his fedora, revealing another fedora. He throws the fedora at you. "I’LL SEND YOU TO THE FRIENDZONE" he shouts
You dodge the fedora “Good that’s where I want to be. The friendzone”
He continues to throw fedoras “I. DON’T. WANT. TO. BE. IN. THE. FRIENDZONE!!!” His eyes glow red
"I THOUGHT FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC" you cry out as you dodge fedoras
All of the sudden the brony stops. His arm fall to his side and the fedora tumbles out of his hand to the ground. Slowly, he lays on the ground in fetal position.
"You have used my own logic against me" and with that he fades, slowly disappearing into thin air. You turn back to the shelf just in time to see the fedora begin to fade into thin air. There’s a note on the fedora. You pick it up.
There’s a message written in cheeto dust “I’m a nice guy” reads the note. You crumple up the note and throw it in the nearest recycling bin.
This story is amazing
well, this was my christmas present
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
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♥ 286580 Notes / Sat Nov 30th, 2013 ≡ reblog
the deepest post on this site
The average high school student has the same levels of anxiety as people put in mental hospitals in the 1950s.
Over 25% of my year group has self harmed recently.
Some of my best friends at school cry themselves to sleep because of the pressure of school.
I’ve talked to people considering suicide and having mental breakdowns because of all the work they have to do and the high expectations.
So don’t you dare tell me that there is nothing wrong with our education system.
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♥ 94166 Notes / Sat Nov 30th, 2013 ≡ reblog
M E E H O Y M I N O Y
♥ 10036 Notes / Sun Sep 29th, 2013 ≡ reblog